All this is here for you to enjoy. .... Or don't. It's not like I will know.
I’m a senior psych major at the AU... You know, Awesome University (for incredible people). I go to UW. Don’t stalk me. That would be weird. If you’re ever on campus and you happen to see me, definitely throw up some gang signs and scare me away or something.
I mostly post a bunch of random things that I think are incredible and that the monkey (me) LOVES… as well as long-winded posts that I think are just SO INTERESTING OMG, but are really more like a thirteen year old girl’s journal entries that will probably bore you to tears.
But fuck that. That is not going to stop me from writing them. Read that fucking awesome shit. Check out my bangin’ writing skills that a college education has taught me.
I like to change this section at random times… because it makes me feel edgy.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I really tried to capture his facial expression.
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Butter Beer for Adults! ;)
What you need:
- 8 ounces Butterscotch Schnapps
- 2 liter Cream Soda
- 1 small container Marshmallow Creme.
How to make it:
In a small bowl, combine 4 tablespoons of marshmallow creme and one tablespoon of butterscotch schnapps. Microwave for 30 seconds, then stir together and set aside. Pour 8 ounces of schnapps in the bottom of a pitcher, then fill the rest up with cream soda and stir gently to mix together. Pour marshmallow mixture on top. As you pour the butter beer into drinking glasses, the marshmallow will aerate, creating a creamy foam on top of the drink.
Whenever I’m home alone I always start to think, what if I were to die in some freak accident tonight; how long it would take for anybody to realize I was dead?
I swear I’m always hearing about people who die alone and get fucking face/arms/body parts eaten by their pets. A hamster will eat your ass if it could get to you. Then no one finds out for a pretty substantial amount of time.
Days? Weeks? Please don’t tell me my cats totally won’t have eaten my ass by then right…
“So I was watching this video of animals that have British accents. And this Badger said to the Bear-“
“Wait, have you heard from Sarah lately?”
“What? What are you talking ab-…You know, now that you mention it, no… ” (pause), “…so anyway he says: ‘Bear-y nice to meet ya!’ LOL OMG right?”
Yes. Oh my GOD.
On that note, this made me think of fictional horror movies that are about killer cats:
Killer Kittens - If looks could kill
Don’t Look in the Kitchen - But Mittens Does.
What I left for you -Looks like Beavus just couldn’t escape his past.
Big Fish - Too bad Whiskers swam too far this time.
Killer Kittens in Space
PsyCATO - It’s said that a tail told, is now told. Ollie won’t let that happen.
The Santa Claws - X-mas came early this year, pussies.
Cat-rix Reloaded.
Meowfrey Dahmer: Portrait of a Kitty Cannibal
The Cats Away - Fluffy wants to play.
Cat got your tongue 1, 2, Requiem
Get at me if you wanna COLLABORATE and get these made. We’ll be gazillion-aires once any ONE of these movies come out on DVD.
WORD YO. $$CASH MONEY MILLIONAIRES$$
